Spot the Fail

So this was in my inbox today:

Don’t use bebo really, but i’ve never deleted my old account from when i had it years ago XD Its a part of me now :’) =P
This further proves why i stopped using bebo – it was over run with chavs and i felt it suited chavvish people who don’t know date terms better.

Its ok. They’ll die first when swine flu mutates.

Also… apparently if you have a quiz and Chris scores under 100% he can’t talk to you :O Im… never putting up a quiz about me.

As i left the door i realised…

… It was over.

Today was my last day of College lessons. I still have exams, after half term, but no more lessons. So i’ve finally left college in a way. It was weird today, each lesson the last, never again will i properly sit down with the people in each session in the same way of interaction and shared learning.

Im going to miss college, and i’ll be honest. I’m scared of the future. At college the two years is certain. I know whats happening, but now here is where my life develops, university, careers etc….

This is all stuff for a grown up person, someone who is mature. Not someone like me who has his head in the clouds a lot =)
The  past seven years have gone so quick, and i’ve met so many people in that time. People i will keep contact with and stay close with, and others who will just be passing faces that i perhaps recognise in shops in the future, never to really be a part of my life again.  I kind of like not knowing whats coming next though… its an indication to me that i have full control over my destiny and what i do…
I can do whatever i want, and i can drive my life the correct direction.

I can remain positive and do the things i love and try to make people happy.

I’m going to start wearing the costume Dom bought me!

I’m going to… Save the world!!!

As… i sleep.

“Chicken”

When i was younger, in the earlier days of secondary school/ later days or Junior school there was a notice about a girl who had been hit by a car playing a game called “chicken”.

The game involves taking it in turns to run out in front of cars and to see who can get the closest to the car, the winners being the ones who can tag it.

Now personally this is stupid, and reminds me of one of those funny film scenes where you have someone running in a road and suddenly hit by a fuck ass big lorry out of nowhere as it speeds by. This is pretty much what happened to the girl, except it was real, and not funny.

Now  this whole thing went on for a few years of my education with notices and warnings constantly coming as people did it again and again, spaced out of course, but it always came back. That was until he died.

So his death brought the end of the “Chicken” craze at our school and it was never thought of again. Until a few weeks ago.

Im driving and a bird swoops in front of my car across the road to a branch on the other side. It almost gets hit by me. My instant thought “WTF” then Mim says “Its like that game “Chicken isn’t it?”

Over the next few weeks i saw lots of random birds doing this, they’re mental. I don’t know if they’re all suicidal or something crazy like that or whether they’re playing the game. Either way, it’s so similar, the way they wait, swoop and then perch.
Perhaps it’s them being like “Hey guys! We’re the birds here, we’re the ones related to the chickens, don’t steal our games!!” Though i doubt that….

It happened to me today as well. When i was driving back into Hamble to sort out a boat. It made me think about it, and here i am now… typing about them.
Whilst we’re on the topic of pretty much suicidal incidents on roads. Anyone noticed old people have got alot more daring / suicidal? I’ve had 3 ladies this week cross when its green, two of which i had to emergency stop for, one of whom gave me the finger, and the other one kinda went half way and then saw me and turned around and waved….

Its happened before too. I think they get old and think “IF IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA RUIN SOME YOUNG PERSONS LIFE TOO!!!”
Yeah…

Thats what they think.

Back into my old routine.

I’ve been revising on and off until this week, partly because i hadn’t worked out a routine in which to do it. Now i have =) I go and shut myself in a room downstairs and sit at a table and write, and then i pace back and forward recalling as much as i can… ICT is going well =) Gonna start revising for the second paper today, and do some lit readings of gothic extracts that will aid the wider reading exam.

I haven’t touched geography much yet, but i will do from tomorrow =) I’ll do geography and law then… its hard when you do four to pick which ones i guess, most friends do 3, and i often wish i’d stuck to three.

Blog yesterday went alright… got some decent answers on the blog & in @ replies over twitter which was nice, found that generally people liked people like Dave, Tom, and the nunes. Which was cool. Also learned that minish isn’t funny ^^.

Part of the reason for me asking yesterday was so i could get an idea of what musicians there are available now, and which ones have established themselves within the community. I knew of ones like Dave, Mhazz etc but didn’t know of ones like Dr Noise for example. it was also nice to see some comments to people like Conor and Dan(2shambles) who i’ve known played music but wouldnt have immediately thought of if someone said

“LIST UK MUSICIANS NOW!!!! Please.”

Anyway. Im going to go do that second half of ICT now like i promised myself…. =)

Tomorrows possible blog title: Why Stephen deleted his YouTube channel in the early hours of 22/05/2009, but hopefully it won’t be that XD

Musical wins make me happy.

Tom Milsom sent me some songs from his up and coming album “Painfully mainstream” last night. Gotta say they’re pretty awesome.

He sent me the finished version of Indigo played with live instruments… a lot of people thought the first indigo was amazing… it was all over autoplays and stuck in peoples heads. This version is sooo much better, and when i listen to the old one in comparison i don’t wanna listen to it as much because the new one is just better. The harmonies used in some places are similar in ways to cat songs 2, which makes it good.

The other song i have is called “They” It reminds me of a band i loved a few years back called beirut, for some reason it reminds me of their song elephant gun… dunno why XD
Keeping on the music topic. Daves EP is out soon =) Excited for that, should be cool.

Also did you know that i’m a record label? signed Dave and Mhazz innit… Not doing all the preorders for their cds or whatever though…. im a record label not a distribution company… godddd. I like playing music producer. I’m going to go sign the up and coming star “Daily booth” soon. He’s a hit across Dailybooth.

Lets see if i can get some participation here….. Who are your top 3 favourite Youtube Musicians?

Personally i couldn’t choose 3, let alone place them in an order… but if i had to go with some i’d probably go – Dave, Bo Burnham, Mhazz, Julia Nunes & Tom Milsom. Yeahhh thats 5. Don’t know if i could place them in an order though XD Even though i kinda did oO

You can do 5 if your like me…..

Frankenstein.

Just finished re reading Frankenstein…. what a great way to spend Sunday(!)

Its alright in relation to some of the other old gothic stuff i’ve read. Definitely kicks Draculas ass.

I like summarising things i read once i read them…. HAI BLOG!

Walton bitches and moans about being a loner and wanting to go north and prove himself and shit.
Walton see’s big scary man go past on sledge as they are trapped by ice. Next morning Victor appears. DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNNN
Victor recovers, and Walton is happy to finally have a friend…
Victor tells Walton his story.

This is where Frankenstein actually begins… the prior was only put in to prove it was real. Yeah.

Victor starts with his life as a child. Cause he’s a pedo and likes to think of children. He’s a happy kid and has a happy family and takes to learning and then his mum gets this orphan girl and “gives” her to Victor. Elizabeth thus becomes Victors bitch.

Life goes on and they have lulz with Henry until Victors mum gets ill and dies, after the dumb bitch went near Elizabeth and caught Scarlet fever.

Victor buggers off to Ingolstadt where he plays god, he learns a bit and meets some teacher, who in my mind reminds me of mad eyed moody… but meh. He makes the monster and then RAWWRRR holy crappppp

Its ugly. So he goes and hides in his bed like a sissy bitch.

Monster comes to him in need of some parental loving, he runs, monster leaves, V is mad, nursed by Henry, finally goes home finds out his little brother was murdered by his monster. Has an FML moment and then goes to court to try to prove Justine as innocent. She has  a FML moment and confesses to the murder she didnt do.

Victor is all like FUCK MY LIFE and goes up a hill to be a loner and shit when BAM the monster appears and tellls him of his life, and how he learned etc and how he was shunned by all he made friends with including the blind man…He then says how he tried to ABDUCT Victors brother to be his companion (pedo much?!) and actually ended up killing him as he grabbed his neck.

Then he’s all like “dude…. i killed your brother….. NOW MAKE ME A BITCH SO I CAN GET LAID DAWGGGG” and Victors all like “Yo homie, i can’t do that cause you killed mini me” and then Monsters all like “If you do it… i’ll move to mexico” and then Victors like “HELLZ YEAH!”

and he goes to England where he spends a few months travelling with Henry who seeks “intercourse with men” which apparently means intelectual discussions…. YEAH RIGHT

So yeah… they goto Scotland and Victor makes a monster, but then he’s like FUCK THIS! and destroys the monster, so his monster goes and kills henry.

Victor then goes into prison and the irish are all like “TOp of the mornign to ya… btw you’re going to JAIL YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKING MURDERER!!!” and he’s like “o shit”

His Dad comes and bails him out and they go home, then suddenly over two pages Victor gets mnarried and goes on a honey moon and Elizabeth DIES.

Didn’t see that one coming…. srsly.

Victor is then like “WRETCH! I WILL KILL YOU!” and chases the monster. They goto the icelands where we contnue with Walton.

Yeah…..

Scrubs Season 9

There are reports on the internet at the moment that Scrubs has been renewed for a ninth season…

I think this is terrible. I love scrubs and i will miss it as a show, but i think they are about to trash that show i loved, and ruin the ending that it had. The finale of scrubs was recieved well by many, pretty much because it was perfect. To now continue? What the fudge.

Seriously. WHY?!

Zach Braff is returning for 6 episodes to aid the transition between the old scrubs and new Scrubs. Sarah Chalk, likewise, only signed on for 6 episodes, yet Turk, Janitor and Dr Cox are all for the full season.

THERE CAN BE NO TURK WITHOUT JD! NO DR COX WITHOUT THE ANNOYANCES JD CAUSES, AND NO JANITOR WITHOUT JD PISSING HIM OFF!!!!!

It’s a bad move in my mind.

Im thinking… maybe they might base it in the future a bit… would make sense…. either way it’ll be interesting to see how they play this out… especially if it isnt’ recieved wel ad they can’t renew in the new format… that’ll leave the new finale with some shitty continuation.

Doomsday

I’ve just finished watching the season finale of Smallville, entitled “Doomsday”

I think all in all the episode was ok, it did not have the factor to it that was as wow as some of the previous smallville finales. I liked how they used Jimmys death. In the Superman graphic novel “The Death of Superman” it ends with a picture of Superman dead in Lois’ arms with Doomsday dead nearby.

Previously Clark split Davis from Doomsday, so in a sense there was the Doomsday beast -that Clark went after, and then there was the human side with all the evils of human nature. It is the human side that kills Jimmy, out of pure jealousy as Chloe says she loves Jimmy and also finally states that she was only staying with Davis to keep him away from Clark.

Jimmy has been fatally stabbed, and then just as Davis is about to go all woman beater on Chloe, Jimmy pushes him onto some spike thing and Davis is dead too.

The image now is Chloe with Jimmy in her arms, and Davis dead. This matches the depictation in the superman comics, and i think is a very good take on it to change around characters in such a way is effective and non predictable, and it also gives more effect to the scene.

Clark vs the Beast is what pissed me off. Its basically Clark takes a punch – through a wall, Clark gets hit again, Clark superspeeds into Doomsday (possibly flying now…) and puts him down a big hole in a geothermal plant where it is blown up and Doomsday is trapped underground.

Then cut to funeral scene.

Wait…. is Clark alive?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED WITH THAT EXPLOSION!

Jimmys funeral and you hear his name as “Henry James…” Chloe then hands his brother the camera and says “i guess this is yours now” … so the little brother is the link into Jimmy Olsen remaining in Superman as he is meant to? His name is James? Dunno. Maybe.

Funeral ends and OH LOOK ITS CLARK! He’s wearing a big trench coat, and tells Chloe that he is going to forget his human self and be all kryptonian and hard core and save the world – No. The cold, Dark Clark Kent does not work.

End series with  a shot of Zod materialising in his actual form (previously he needed a host).

Lois is stuck in the future too apparently… she stuck on the legion ring… stupid bitch.

So next series of Smallville will see multiple things – Zod vs Clark – Zod vs Superman is shown within the Superman movies… so they’ll have to tred lightly oO
Formation of Justice League – Chloe now lives in a tower that see’s all of metropolis and she calls it the WatchTower. So the Justice League base is established… now to get Green Arrow, Flash and Black Canary back…..

Theres also Setanna and Aquaman now so that makes 6 if you include Clark … because he’s blatantly only gonna be gone for the first episode or two with his whole “HUMANS FUCKING SUCK” mood. He’ll come back… Seriously.

Wonderwoman and Batman will never come in smallville in any form, the original creators / people with rights banned them from smallville… so we’ll just have to make do with some other hero…

Like…

Spiderman (Fuck that)

Turns out you eat food for a reason…

I learned this the hard way today. I usually have a yoghurt, cereal bar or cereal in the morning, but i was running late so just went out the door, dived into my car and drove to college. I got there fine, but then REALLY REALLY needed the toilet, but i have issues where i can’t go at school or public places so waited till Lunch when it was home time for me.

Got home etc and then im thinking… “I haven’t eaten today…. “  Yet i felt fine. I weiged myself. I was half a stone lighter than i was yesterday bringing me down to 12 exactly and im like … what the fudge. So i just ignore this and go onto do my geography research report. Still not eating, and it now being about 1.30PM.

A little after this the door knocks and its the postman with some letters and stuff, a cheque book has been delivered to me from my bank even though i never asked for it…. Anyway i put the other letters down and walk to go upto my room with disappointment (The past 2 weeks post have brought disappointent… STEPHEN)  as im going up the stairs my vision went blurry halfway up the flight, i suddenly felt light, and i had this overwhelming jab in my stomach followed by my legs crashing out, and the next thing i know im on the staircase and it’s five minutes later..

I then guessed it might be the fact i kept putting off eating and hadn’t drank water all day so went and got some stuff to eat and lots of water.

I still now after having eaten feel weird and light headed. I think im dying…..

Anywayyyyyyy… Moving on.
A few people have been making note of my blog on negativity, some of whom feel the need to defend themselves, and others who are just placing an opinion on my views. FYI I’m not tryna place a thought on anyone, i’m just stating how i feel on the subject and how they affect me..
I mean, i didn’t list the blogs that i stopped following for a reason, and i named noone for  a reason. I didnt wanna be like “YOUR SO NEGATIVE YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND CUT MYSELF” So people now jumping up and defending themselves, if anything in my mind is just them trying to make something i’ve said about them in such a way that they can rant and rave and make me look an idiot.

The people who express views / opinions rather than “I DO THIS BLABLABLA IM GONNA MAKE YOU CUT YO SELF FOOL” are if anythign alot better than this as they take a stance which is just expressing their own opinion without necessarily making it personal about them and then me feel like i’ve attacked someone.
NEXTTTTTT… Fuck me this is gonna be a long blog
Smallville finale is on today in America… so soon for me. I’m well excited. It’s called “Doomsday” and as far as i can tell focuses on the conflict between Clark & Davis. (Superman Vs Doomsday)
Now, i ‘ve heard that the writers are trying to follow the general Doomsday story as far as possible, and match what is depicted in the Graphic novel “The Death of Superman” Which sees Superman and Doomsday fighting until they are both dead…. (Superman however comes back after being restored in some matrix bollocks in the fortress of solitude)
This should be interesting as they have signed up officially for Smallville season 9 & announced that he does not get his costume / fly this season (The costume is said to be when it ends) So that is yet to come.

The trailer for the episode is amazing.

Theres like multiple conflict in it. Clark not wanting to kill anyone, Davis needing to kill Clark by nature, Oliver and the future JLA wanting to protect Clark, so they go against him and try to kill, and oddly …. Tess vs Lois? Cat fighttttt.

As with all Smallville fiinales its hard to tell what will happen…. hopefully it’ll be good =)

Lost was ok too… big cliff hanger apparently. I’ve yet to watch it sunday. Thanks America for ruining the ending. Pricks.