Spot the Fail

So this was in my inbox today:
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Don’t use bebo really, but i’ve never deleted my old account from when i had it years ago XD Its a part of me now :’) =P
This further proves why i stopped using bebo – it was over run with chavs and i felt it suited chavvish people who don’t know date terms better.

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Its ok. They’ll die first when swine flu mutates.

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Also… apparently if you have a quiz and Chris scores under 100% he can’t talk to you :O Im… never putting up a quiz about me.

As i left the door i realised…

… It was over.

Today was my last day of College lessons. I still have exams, after half term, but no more lessons. So i’ve finally left college in a way. It was weird today, each lesson the last, never again will i properly sit down with the people in each session in the same way of interaction and shared learning.

Im going to miss college, and i’ll be honest. I’m scared of the future. At college the two years is certain. I know whats happening, but now here is where my life develops, university, careers etc….

This is all stuff for a grown up person, someone who is mature. Not someone like me who has his head in the clouds a lot =)
The  past seven years have gone so quick, and i’ve met so many people in that time. People i will keep contact with and stay close with, and others who will just be passing faces that i perhaps recognise in shops in the future, never to really be a part of my life again.  I kind of like not knowing whats coming next though… its an indication to me that i have full control over my destiny and what i do…
I can do whatever i want, and i can drive my life the correct direction.

I can remain positive and do the things i love and try to make people happy.

I’m going to start wearing the costume Dom bought me!

I’m going to… Save the world!!!

As… i sleep.

“Chicken”

When i was younger, in the earlier days of secondary school/ later days or Junior school there was a notice about a girl who had been hit by a car playing a game called “chicken”.

The game involves taking it in turns to run out in front of cars and to see who can get the closest to the car, the winners being the ones who can tag it.

Now personally this is stupid, and reminds me of one of those funny film scenes where you have someone running in a road and suddenly hit by a fuck ass big lorry out of nowhere as it speeds by. This is pretty much what happened to the girl, except it was real, and not funny.

Now  this whole thing went on for a few years of my education with notices and warnings constantly coming as people did it again and again, spaced out of course, but it always came back. That was until he died.

So his death brought the end of the “Chicken” craze at our school and it was never thought of again. Until a few weeks ago.

Im driving and a bird swoops in front of my car across the road to a branch on the other side. It almost gets hit by me. My instant thought “WTF” then Mim says “Its like that game “Chicken isn’t it?”

Over the next few weeks i saw lots of random birds doing this, they’re mental. I don’t know if they’re all suicidal or something crazy like that or whether they’re playing the game. Either way, it’s so similar, the way they wait, swoop and then perch.
Perhaps it’s them being like “Hey guys! We’re the birds here, we’re the ones related to the chickens, don’t steal our games!!” Though i doubt that….

It happened to me today as well. When i was driving back into Hamble to sort out a boat. It made me think about it, and here i am now… typing about them.
Whilst we’re on the topic of pretty much suicidal incidents on roads. Anyone noticed old people have got alot more daring / suicidal? I’ve had 3 ladies this week cross when its green, two of which i had to emergency stop for, one of whom gave me the finger, and the other one kinda went half way and then saw me and turned around and waved….

Its happened before too. I think they get old and think “IF IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA RUIN SOME YOUNG PERSONS LIFE TOO!!!”
Yeah…

Thats what they think.

Back into my old routine.

I’ve been revising on and off until this week, partly because i hadn’t worked out a routine in which to do it. Now i have =) I go and shut myself in a room downstairs and sit at a table and write, and then i pace back and forward recalling as much as i can… ICT is going well =) Gonna start revising for the second paper today, and do some lit readings of gothic extracts that will aid the wider reading exam.

I haven’t touched geography much yet, but i will do from tomorrow =) I’ll do geography and law then… its hard when you do four to pick which ones i guess, most friends do 3, and i often wish i’d stuck to three.

Blog yesterday went alright… got some decent answers on the blog & in @ replies over twitter which was nice, found that generally people liked people like Dave, Tom, and the nunes. Which was cool. Also learned that minish isn’t funny ^^.

Part of the reason for me asking yesterday was so i could get an idea of what musicians there are available now, and which ones have established themselves within the community. I knew of ones like Dave, Mhazz etc but didn’t know of ones like Dr Noise for example. it was also nice to see some comments to people like Conor and Dan(2shambles) who i’ve known played music but wouldnt have immediately thought of if someone said

“LIST UK MUSICIANS NOW!!!! Please.”

Anyway. Im going to go do that second half of ICT now like i promised myself…. =)

Tomorrows possible blog title: Why Stephen deleted his YouTube channel in the early hours of 22/05/2009, but hopefully it won’t be that XD

Musical wins make me happy.

Tom Milsom sent me some songs from his up and coming album “Painfully mainstream” last night. Gotta say they’re pretty awesome.

He sent me the finished version of Indigo played with live instruments… a lot of people thought the first indigo was amazing… it was all over autoplays and stuck in peoples heads. This version is sooo much better, and when i listen to the old one in comparison i don’t wanna listen to it as much because the new one is just better. The harmonies used in some places are similar in ways to cat songs 2, which makes it good.

The other song i have is called “They” It reminds me of a band i loved a few years back called beirut, for some reason it reminds me of their song elephant gun… dunno why XD
Keeping on the music topic. Daves EP is out soon =) Excited for that, should be cool.

Also did you know that i’m a record label? signed Dave and Mhazz innit… 😛 Not doing all the preorders for their cds or whatever though…. im a record label not a distribution company… godddd. I like playing music producer. I’m going to go sign the up and coming star “Daily booth” soon. He’s a hit across Dailybooth.

Lets see if i can get some participation here….. Who are your top 3 favourite Youtube Musicians?

Personally i couldn’t choose 3, let alone place them in an order… but if i had to go with some i’d probably go – Dave, Bo Burnham, Mhazz, Julia Nunes & Tom Milsom. Yeahhh thats 5. Don’t know if i could place them in an order though XD Even though i kinda did oO

You can do 5 if your like me…..

Frankenstein.

Just finished re reading Frankenstein…. what a great way to spend Sunday(!)

Its alright in relation to some of the other old gothic stuff i’ve read. Definitely kicks Draculas ass.

I like summarising things i read once i read them…. HAI BLOG!

Walton bitches and moans about being a loner and wanting to go north and prove himself and shit.
Walton see’s big scary man go past on sledge as they are trapped by ice. Next morning Victor appears. DUN DUN DUUUNNNNNNN
Victor recovers, and Walton is happy to finally have a friend…
Victor tells Walton his story.

This is where Frankenstein actually begins… the prior was only put in to prove it was real. Yeah.

Victor starts with his life as a child. Cause he’s a pedo and likes to think of children. He’s a happy kid and has a happy family and takes to learning and then his mum gets this orphan girl and “gives” her to Victor. Elizabeth thus becomes Victors bitch.

Life goes on and they have lulz with Henry until Victors mum gets ill and dies, after the dumb bitch went near Elizabeth and caught Scarlet fever.

Victor buggers off to Ingolstadt where he plays god, he learns a bit and meets some teacher, who in my mind reminds me of mad eyed moody… but meh. He makes the monster and then RAWWRRR holy crappppp

Its ugly. So he goes and hides in his bed like a sissy bitch.

Monster comes to him in need of some parental loving, he runs, monster leaves, V is mad, nursed by Henry, finally goes home finds out his little brother was murdered by his monster. Has an FML moment and then goes to court to try to prove Justine as innocent. She has  a FML moment and confesses to the murder she didnt do.

Victor is all like FUCK MY LIFE and goes up a hill to be a loner and shit when BAM the monster appears and tellls him of his life, and how he learned etc and how he was shunned by all he made friends with including the blind man…He then says how he tried to ABDUCT Victors brother to be his companion (pedo much?!) and actually ended up killing him as he grabbed his neck.

Then he’s all like “dude…. i killed your brother….. NOW MAKE ME A BITCH SO I CAN GET LAID DAWGGGG” and Victors all like “Yo homie, i can’t do that cause you killed mini me” and then Monsters all like “If you do it… i’ll move to mexico” and then Victors like “HELLZ YEAH!”

and he goes to England where he spends a few months travelling with Henry who seeks “intercourse with men” which apparently means intelectual discussions…. YEAH RIGHT

So yeah… they goto Scotland and Victor makes a monster, but then he’s like FUCK THIS! and destroys the monster, so his monster goes and kills henry.

Victor then goes into prison and the irish are all like “TOp of the mornign to ya… btw you’re going to JAIL YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKING MURDERER!!!” and he’s like “o shit”

His Dad comes and bails him out and they go home, then suddenly over two pages Victor gets mnarried and goes on a honey moon and Elizabeth DIES.

Didn’t see that one coming…. srsly.

Victor is then like “WRETCH! I WILL KILL YOU!” and chases the monster. They goto the icelands where we contnue with Walton.

Yeah…..